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Tuesday, May 30, 2006

 

Dear God, What Have I Done to My Children?

Friday
Abe (age 3): I want to be Batman!
Theo (age 7): I want to be Batman!
Abe: I'll be the Batman of Earth One.
Theo: No, you have to be the Batman of Earth Two.

Saturday
Abe (outside in polyester Thing costume, 85 degrees, sweating): It's clobberin' time!
Theo (from upstairs window): Yoo hoo, Ben, it's your Aunt Petunia!

Sunday
Me: Hey, Abe, let's go for a walk.
Abe: No, Dad, let's run. You be the Flash who died. I'll be the one who took his costume.

# posted by Cole Moore Odell @ 5/30/2006
Comments:
I assume little baby Mjolnir is on his way, then?
# posted by Blogger Dave : 12:01 PM
 
Strangely, tonight my dog Cosmo told me that he wants to be Batwoman, but only if he can be the new lesbian one.
# posted by Blogger Dave : 10:38 PM
 
No, I want to be the lesbian Batwoman.
# posted by Blogger Cole Moore Odell : 7:57 AM
 
Cosmo challenges you to a no-holds-barred drool-off. You're going down, sucker!!!
# posted by Blogger Dave : 1:20 PM
 
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