Friday, September 16, 2005
Nick and Nora
My wife and me in the car this morning:
"Do you need anything at Wal-mart?"
"Huh? No. Say, have you ever heard the term 'micropenis'?"
"What?"
"It's the medical term for members more than 2.5 standard devations under average male penis size. Micropenis."
"A beard trimmer!"
"Excuse me?"
"That's what you need at Wal-Mart!"
"You're going to Wal-Mart?"
"Do you need anything at Wal-mart?"
"Huh? No. Say, have you ever heard the term 'micropenis'?"
"What?"
"It's the medical term for members more than 2.5 standard devations under average male penis size. Micropenis."
"A beard trimmer!"
"Excuse me?"
"That's what you need at Wal-Mart!"
"You're going to Wal-Mart?"