Friday, February 09, 2007
Sky Quits Over Chicken Incident
EARTH (AP) -- The heavens themselves resigned Friday following an episode that caused a security scare in a small chicken.
The announcement about the firmament resigning was made in an internal memo sent to the oceans, polar caps and land masses.
In a statement to the rest of the biosphere, the sky said it regrets the stir that the incident caused. It has also agreed to pay the sum of 2 million acorns to the chicken.
''It's my hope that my decision allows us to put this chapter behind us and get back to our mission of delivering unrivaled oxygen, carbon dioxide, clear views of the sun and stars, clouds that look a little like horses and castles, and gentle breezes for organisms of all ages,'' the sky said.
# posted by Cole Moore Odell @ 2/09/2007 
