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Friday, September 16, 2005

 

Nick and Nora

My wife and me in the car this morning:

"Do you need anything at Wal-mart?"

"Huh? No. Say, have you ever heard the term 'micropenis'?"

"What?"

"It's the medical term for members more than 2.5 standard devations under average male penis size. Micropenis."

"A beard trimmer!"

"Excuse me?"

"That's what you need at Wal-Mart!"

"You're going to Wal-Mart?"

Comments:
If you're going to wave that beard trimmer around, just be careful of my micropenis.
 
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