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Thursday, February 16, 2006


Do you wish?

Do you wish Dylan's vocals were more abrasive?
Do you wish Mark E. Smith's rants were more linear?
Do you like bar bands?

Dude, you have got to get the Hold Steady.

Monday, February 13, 2006


The New D(ick) C(heney)—There's No Stopping Him Now

VP Cheney prepares to go hunting.

VP Cheney is startled by a quail.

Fellow hunter Harry Whittington fails to follow proper ettiquite.

VP Cheney garnishes Whittington's face neck and chest
with fresh ground pepper, knocking him silly.

Close Cheney friend and hunting partner Katherine Armstrong
informs the local press 22 hours after the incident.

VP Cheney, at an undisclosed location, cannot be reached for comment.


Next Weekend: Big Game Hunting At The National Zoo

Kids love it when Dick Cheney goes fake hunting with a possible mistress and shoots a guy in the face then covers it up for a full day before letting proxies blame it on the guy who got shot.

Mr. Rogers did that once.

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