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Friday, June 02, 2006


But Our Secret Internal GOP Polling Shows That Americans Want To Drink Themselves To Death With This President

AP on the now daily allegations of murders of Iraqi civilians by U.S. troops:
"But the flow of revelations and investigations threatens to undermine Iraq's new government and public support in America for President Bush's management of the war."
Yes, imagine if all that public support for Bush's management of the war were undermined.

Oh, wait:

ABC/Washington Post Poll (May 11-15, 2006)

"Do you approve or disapprove of the way Bush is handling the situation in Iraq?"

Approve 32



Tuesday, May 30, 2006


Dear God, What Have I Done to My Children?

Abe (age 3): I want to be Batman!
Theo (age 7): I want to be Batman!
Abe: I'll be the Batman of Earth One.
Theo: No, you have to be the Batman of Earth Two.

Abe (outside in polyester Thing costume, 85 degrees, sweating): It's clobberin' time!
Theo (from upstairs window): Yoo hoo, Ben, it's your Aunt Petunia!

Me: Hey, Abe, let's go for a walk.
Abe: No, Dad, let's run. You be the Flash who died. I'll be the one who took his costume.

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