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Tuesday, May 30, 2006

 

Dear God, What Have I Done to My Children?

Friday
Abe (age 3): I want to be Batman!
Theo (age 7): I want to be Batman!
Abe: I'll be the Batman of Earth One.
Theo: No, you have to be the Batman of Earth Two.

Saturday
Abe (outside in polyester Thing costume, 85 degrees, sweating): It's clobberin' time!
Theo (from upstairs window): Yoo hoo, Ben, it's your Aunt Petunia!

Sunday
Me: Hey, Abe, let's go for a walk.
Abe: No, Dad, let's run. You be the Flash who died. I'll be the one who took his costume.

Comments:
I assume little baby Mjolnir is on his way, then?
 
Strangely, tonight my dog Cosmo told me that he wants to be Batwoman, but only if he can be the new lesbian one.
 
No, I want to be the lesbian Batwoman.
 
Cosmo challenges you to a no-holds-barred drool-off. You're going down, sucker!!!
 
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