.comment-link {margin-left:.6em;}

Friday, September 16, 2005

 

Selected Responses to the Idea of a Death Metal/Rap Mash-Up

found at heavy metal site blabbermouth.net

Comment: Fuck This Guy
Posted by: neo2126
he should be decapitated and draged behind a car down a freeway at 80 miles per hour. don't mix metal with crap EVER

Comment: gay
Posted by: Grim Death
rap and metal NEVER mix
someone shoot this guy

Comment: That is...
Posted by: Death Metal is for Pussies
The best news I've heard all day!!!!!! Death to death metal and all it's faggot fans!!!!!!!

Comment: fuck this guy
Posted by: R-V-D
Metal has a ton of place for irony. Not for fags making fun of it.
Fuck off and die.

Comment: Metalheads don't necessarily hate rap cuz they are racist...
Posted by: DLORE
We hate it because, in metal, it showcases a persons musical talents. Guitar shredding, double bass/blast beats, death metal growls or soaring high vocals. Metal has some of the best singers on the planet...Metal is also about emotion. Whether it's a song about a warrior going off to battle, or about a demon ripping the flesh off of mortals...that shit gets you going, man! I don't need a guy talking about how great he is, and how many cars he has to get my blood flowing. Plus, I can't imagine what a rap concert must be like, but it's gotta be boring as fuck. Where's the action? Where's the bloodspray???

Comment:
Posted by: ryanware
"Death to death metal and all it's faggot fans!!!!!!!"
THIS guy probably loves hardcore breakdowns. you can tell he is a pussy faggot.

Comment: I Hate Everything That's Stupid, Inane and Pointless
Posted by: Kull
that's why I love blues but I hate jazz and c-rap.
Kull.

Comment: DON'T QUIT YOUR DAY JOB DUDE
Posted by: deblaze
AND KEEP YOUR DAY DREAMS TO YOURSELF. DON'T CARE TO HEAR CLASSIC DEATH METAL RUINED BY HIP HOP BEATS. NO THANKS! WHAT A GAY FUCKIN IDEA. WHAT A MORON ALSO

Comment: Outkast is the Shit. Big Boi dominates the rhyme game G
Posted by: AMIGOINGTOHAVETOCHOKEABITCH?
anyone who uses the word wigger might as well use the word nigger. Its most definately a racist comment. I don't imagine any of you would use that word in public. Not enough nuts. And most of you sound like some corny ass motherfuckers. DEATH TO DISCO BROS! METAL RULES DUDE! TRY AND GET LAID ONCE IN A WHILE LOSERS. IT WILL OPEN YOURMINDS TO SOMETHING OTHER THAN CORNY ASS DRAGONSLAYER LYRICS. FUCKING GAY ASS RIDIN INTO BATTLE DUMBASS MUSIC. THAT GETS YOU PUMPED? DUDE YOURE FUCKING GAY! SPARTACUS OH SPARTACUS? HAST THOU SEEN MY BROADSWORD? I'M SKIPPING INTO BATTLE LIKE A DUMBASS. FUCKING NERDY ASS BITCHES.

Well, if there's one thing these fans can agree on, it's faggot hatred!

Comments:
The most hilarious part is that the guy who sounds the most reasonable (doesn't display hatred of other colors/creeds/sexy ways) also gets totally pumped off of songs about demons ripping the flesh off of mortals. Multifaceted!

I roll twenties.
 
I actually edited that one back because i felt it was going on too long. The guy had this to say about rap:

"Rap, for about 97% of it, uses synthesized everything, and samples that a 2 year old could lift from the internet. There's no need for singing, but can you make up words and curse a lot to fill up the time?

So, in conclusion...for most metalheads, rap=no musical talent=shit."

If you click on the link, you'll see that there are actually many more racist comments than the ones I selected (they're more vile but less goofy) and although, as I've said, I hate to be fair, a few people do actually stand up against racism and for open-minded musical tastes. I don't recall anyone being bothered by the homophobia, though.
 
Also, as a personal motto, you could do worse than "Where's the action? Where's the bloodspray?"
 
rap=no musical talent=shit is a proven algebraic equation.
A.M.
 
REMODELING

Tips for building or remodeling your dream home.
 
Post a Comment



<< Home

This page is powered by Blogger. Isn't yours?