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Wednesday, October 12, 2005


Who I Am

1. I am the cosmos.
2. I am curious yellow.
3. I am somebody!
4. I am a fugitive from a chain gang.
5. I am free to do what I want. Any old time.
6. I am not an animal.
7. I am legend.
8. I am what I am.
9. I am the greatest
10. I am your backdoor man
11. I am the anti-pope.
12. I am pro-choice and I vote.
13. I am me and no one can stop me.
14. I am trying to break your heart.
15. I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.
16. I am the Lord thy God, which have brought thee out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of bondage.
17. I am your father.
18. I am the law.
19. I am he that aches with amorous love
20. I am a woman with a hairy chest!
21. I am the federal government.
22. I am not a number!
23. I am profoundly sorry.

Here I am, stupidly thinking that all this time you were the wind beneath my wings.

I am an idiot.
I totally wish you had told that comic book writing fella that you are his father. That would have been sweet.

Teach that pointy-headed so-and-so a lesson! Yeah! Ugh!

Or you could have told him that you are human and you need to be loved.
The Smiths. Damn, I knew there was a great one I was missing.
You could've gone on forever:
The Walrus
A Little Teapot
Wow you must be biolar to believe you are all that. Not to offend you in any way but that is a lot of shit to be.
Some might say it's difficult, if not impossible, to be both God and the anti-pope. To be a force of cosmic destruction and a woman with a hairy chest. To be a documentary about the band Wilco and a Darth Vader Mr. Potato Head.

I chalk this up to a failure of imagination.
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