Tuesday, November 22, 2005
Beastron, 500 horse of transforming, intergalactic badass built on an M-4 tank retriever, came from beyond the stars to:
1) shoot jets of flaming death
2) send intimidating sparks leaping from its hands
3) tell kids to stay in school, and off drugs
All I can say is, thanks for making the trip, Mr. Beastron.