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Monday, December 12, 2005

 

It's My Action Move


If you show your 3-year-old the movie Popeye, don't be surprised when he starts punching you in the nuts.

If you read superhero comics to your 3-year-old, don't be alarmed when he tears off his clothes while yelling "Naked Jet Pack! Naked Jet Pack!"

If you take your 3-year-old to the store, and he sees you buy his 7-year-old brother a bag of toy stretchy body parts (hand, nose, ear, foot) don't be at all surprised when you go to get the brother from school and the 3-year-old starts hollering in front of all the other children and parents, "Dad got you a sticky penis! Dad got you a sticky penis!"

If you announce a dance contest between your children with the intent of tiring them out for bed, don't act shocked when the 3-year-old runs around in circles bellowing "It's my action move!" then runs up to you and punches you in the nuts.

If your 3-year-old promises not to punch you in the nuts anymore, don't believe him.

Comments:
I'm going to call him and teach him to say "bag tag!" when he hits you in the nuts.
 
I've never been gladder that I have a daughter. What? Girls do that, too? Whatever, I'm also her mother.
 
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