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Tuesday, December 20, 2005

 

Lousy Fucking Liars Lose


The verdict is in. Dover creationists suck at misguided lying for Jesus:
Dover Area School Board members violated the Constitution when they ordered that its biology curriculum must include the notion that life on Earth was produced by an unidentified intelligent cause, U.S. District Judge John E. Jones III said. Several members repeatedly lied to cover their motives even while professing religious beliefs, he said.
Perhaps they're ineffective liars because they're so stupid. As CNN's Larry King recently asked, if evolution is true, why are there still monkeys?

Comments:
To fly out of my butt? I mean, I built that runway and everything...
 
What I want to know is, if evolution is true, why is there still Larry King?
 
And will Larry King fly out of your butt when evolution is proven incorrect? Luckily I'm pretty sure he's boneless, so it shouldn't be that big of a deal.
 
I don't know about any of that, but thinking about Larry sure has given me a craving for the healthful anti-oxidants and delicious tase of Welch's Purple Grape Juice.
 
Can't you tie that into your butt somehow? For me?
 
Well, I don't have to *drink* the Welch's Purple Grape Juice in order to absorb it's nutrients and anti-oxidant qualities.
 
Here's a good interview:

http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2006/1/6/95138/89017

A great quote re: creationists:

"Wells' and Behe's ideas are just the latest excrescence of a 200+ year old primitive theology, are compatible with one old book of mythology, are a dead end for research. By their fruits ye shall know them, and their fruits are scabby, withered, and nasty."
 
Thanks for the link. I love the Science Fridays at KOS. It's better than Jack Horkheimer, Star Hustler.
 
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